Does your text sound like AI slop?

Paste your text. See the clichés marked and a score from 0 to 100. Everything stays in your browser.

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    Where the problems are

    Red: clichés and hype words. Yellow: exclamation marks, em-dashes, emoji, lists of three. This is a heuristic, not an AI detector: it checks style tics, not who wrote the text. Your text never leaves your browser.

    What it looks for

    The tics that make a text sound like a template.

    • Clichés: "in today's fast-paced world", "delve", "game-changer", "not just… but".
    • Hype words: amazing, innovative, revolutionary, powerful.
    • Mechanical marks: more than one em-dash per 100 words, exclamations, emoji.
    • Template rhythm: lists of three and sentences over 35 words.
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    Questions about slop

    Does it detect whether AI wrote a text?

    No. Nobody can tell that reliably from the text. The tool looks for style tics that generic models repeat: clichés, hype words, em-dashes and exclamations. Humans write slop too.

    What does the score mean?

    Under 20: sounds human. 20 to 50: a few tics to cut. Over 50: more packaging than facts. The score grows with each cliché and is scaled to the text length.

    Is my text sent anywhere?

    No. Everything runs in your browser. The page makes no server call with your text and does not store it.

    How do I get rid of slop?

    Replace adjectives with facts: the price, the date, the quantity, the name. One sentence, one idea. Zen Staff works with your brand rules and writes with your data, not with clichés.

    Your clients stop getting slop.

    Zen Staff writes in each client's brand, with their facts, and the client approves from a link.